Jennifer Aniston Sparks New Pregnancy Rumors in PDA Bikini Pics with Husband Justin Theroux
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Can I live?!?! Kim Kardashian West once asked in a tweet. When it comes to Jennifer Aniston being photographed wearing bikinis, much like Kim in that particular moment, no, Aniston most certainly cannot live. She cant eat. She cant sit. She cant do anything besides have washboard-flat abs. If, heaven forbid, she has even the tiniest hint of a stomach, our nations pre-eminent sad, childless woman is immediately declared as pregnant by the media.
In fact, Anistons alleged pregnancy is a top-trending topic on Facebook right now. Some outlets are hedging, with headlines that say sparks new pregnancy rumors. They have to put new in there, because by our estimates, Jennifer Aniston has been reported as pregnant for the past 20 years of her life. She can live, but only if shes gestating a fetus. Its the only way the tabloids believe our minds can be at restknowing that finally, at long last, Aniston will get the child she has spoken candidly about wanting.
InTouch is taking a more direct approach. The tabloid says they have confirmation from a source that Aniston is definitely expecting her first child with husband Justin Theroux. The cover of the latest issue features the supposed baby-bump-baring bikini photos, which again, might just be the result of a large meal or a camera angle or any number of things. Aniston and Theroux are clearly trying to enjoy a private vacation, and instead there they are, proud new parents on the cover of a magazine.
But guess what? Those large meal rumors are the real story here. Anistons rep has confirmed to Entertainment Tonight that she isnt with child. She is not pregnant. Shame on InTouch for making up the whole story, but this is not the first time they have done so. What you see is her having just enjoyed a delicious big lunch and her feeling safe on private property.
Let Jennifer Aniston eat lunch and go to the beach, everyone. Let her live.
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Source: http://www.vanityfair.com/style/2016/06/jennifer-aniston-not-pregnant-justin-theroux
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