Sunday, January 4, 2015

Baylor Defensive End Shawn Oakman Is An Enormous Man



While watching yesterday's Cotton Bowl, many of us learned that Baylor defensive end Shawn Oakman is a gigantic person who does not look real. This screengrab might benefit Oakman a bit, but he is still listed at 6-foot-9, 280 pounds. He is a big dude.

@THEKIDMERO n***a looks like the final boss in NCAA 15

Log off... (@RobinVanDamn) January 2, 2015

Ref: Pass interference, defense

Shawn Oakman: That was offensive

Ref: Yeah you right I thought he pushed off pic.twitter.com/XuLuY1WEvx

Jimmer Pandolfo (@jpandolfo16) January 2, 2015

For breakfast this morning Shawn Oakman had 3 human beings and a honeybun pic.twitter.com/ZzncEeKr41

Sam Garrison (@gare_bear413) January 1, 2015

Oakman p****d off Michigan State players before the Cotton Bowl by describing Big Ten football as "not interesting." That's a coincidence, because Oakman previously played at Penn State before he was kicked off the team for attempting to steal a hoagie and a juice from a convenience store. It's hard to believe that one sandwich would be enough for that guy.

Oakman seems like a softie at heart, though. Here he is planting a drive-by kiss on teammate Spencer Drango:

Aw. Oakman claimed he'll stay at Baylor for his senior season, so we'll have to wait one more year to possibly watch this man eat an NFL quarterback on the field.

Source: http://deadspin.com/baylor-defensive-end-shawn-oakman-is-an-enormous-man-1677048760



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