🏬 AMAZON PRIME DAY 2016 ◄ HERE ARE THE BEST DEALS !!! 🏬
Amazon treats its annual Prime Day like a religious holiday for shopping and the greatest thing capitalism hath wrought. In fairness, you can find some sweet, sweet deals amongst the pages of dog food and baby monitors, especially if youre patient and enjoy spending your day hiding an Amazon webpage from the prying eyes of your boss.
But what about the rejects? What about the items that would be better relegated to an everything must go sale in a dusty warehouse off of I-95?
Dont worry. There are plenty of those, too!
The Human Centipede: The Complete SequenceThe Complete Sequence visual is nightmare-inducing in this context, but maybe this deal is for you if you enjoy bombarding people with terrible cinematic taste and/or a terrible sense of irony.
Derek Jeter dirtHere, celebrate Derek Jeters complete lack of range with some expensive dirt.
Humans of New York: StoriesNo.
40-count Crazy Cups Flavored Coffee Single Serve Cups for Keurig K Cups Brewer Variety Pack SamplerHow many times do we have to tell you? Stop buying these f*****g coffee pods.
Vegan jerkyThere is no such thing as a vegan barbecue, and there is no such thing as vegan jerky. Its a lie. A figment of some poor saps meat-starved brain.
Our Family Rules 12x18 Earth Tones By Marla Rae Decorative Wall Art DecorOur family rules, so I bought this sweet-a*s decorative wall mural to celebrate. Now, everyone hug!
Luwint LED Colorful Flashing Finger Lighting Gloves for Light Show, Retail BoxCheck out my sick light up gloves, bro!
Raising Chickens For Dummies, 2nd Edition100% claimed
Purr Power (Cat Purr Therapy for Healing and Relaxation)You can basically already find this for free on Spotify!
Toe shoes (but only some sizes)I know these demon shoes have a real name, but I will never not refer to them as toe shoes. Some sizes have already sold out, which makes me both sadder and angrier than anyone will ever know.
Gummygoods Nightlight - Blue$22.39 still seems like way more than is ethical to charge for a gummy bear nightlight.
ellen Shop Mens BoxersOnly 10% have been claimed. Hmmmm...
Minions movieWait, the perfect Jon Hamm is a voice actor in this movie? f**k
Note 1: Some of these items will be available for Prime Day later today and dont yet reflect a bargain price. Rest assured, however, they are on the Prime Day list.
Note 2: We will be updating this list throughout the day.
Source: http://gizmodo.com/the-worst-bargains-of-amazon-prime-day-1783509099